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January 19, 2006

22 going on 12.

Right now I want to throw a temper tantrum. Kick, scream, punch pillows, all the while yelling at the injustices of the world.

I just DO NOT understand members of the opposite sex.

At all.

I’m about thisclose to swearing off all males. Give me a one-person apartment, five cats, and a single bed… and hell, even though I want to be a mother one day, it’s 2006, I don’t need a man for that either!

Rawr.

Yes, I’m pissy. And yes, it’s a “man’s” fault. Though he hardly can be called a man, for if he was a man, he would not be acting like such an idiot. Thankyouverymuch.

(Or perhaps I am just overly paranoid, and I’ll write a post in a couple of days being all “Hee. I over-reacted. Sorry!”)

Until then, I’m going to stay in man-hating mode. I’m sick of letting males make me sad, so I’ll move straight onto anger. Good idea, no?

4 Responses to “22 going on 12.”

  1. Anonymous said:

    “Until then, I’m going to stay in man-hating mode.”

    Nah, that’s just a boy-hating mood. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that :)

    mr big

  2. Wes said:

    Sounds pretty bad. A good temper tantrum once and awhile is a good thing, I think. As long as you don’t break anything. I’ve done that before, and man, than your really going to get upset. I put a dent in my car once because I kicked it so hard. I really regreted that when I had to fix it. :)

  3. christie said:

    I agree. Men = stupid and frustrating.

    I’ve threatened joining a convent numerous times, as well as becoming an extreme militant feminist. Nevertheless, neither option has panned out. You should take up kick boxing to deal with your rage.

  4. Saskboy said:

    “Men = stupid and frustrating.”

    I’d agree, except that I’m stupid, and won’t agree just to frustrate you.

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