Daring to Be » A late Friday’s Feast #109

I was too busy being tagged yesterday I forgot to feast! Which is not a huge surprise, since I’ve forgotten before. I suck.

Appetizer
What are some lyrics you have misheard (such as, instead of “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” you heard “Kick a chicken with it”)?

I can’t think of any time I completely misheard lyrics, so I am going to instead tell a story about a time I mixed the lyrics of two songs to make my own song. My Dad, Nicole, Chelene (it was you, Chel, right?), and I went camping one weekend, I can’t remember how old I was. Anyway, we arrived late and were setting up the tent, and making quite a ruckus while at it. Someone said something about waking up the neighbours and I spontaneously broke into song… “WAKING UP THE NEIGHBOURS STEADY AND STRONG!” Yeah. I had taken a part of Bryan Adams’ “House Arrest” and Michelle Wright’s “Take It Like a Man”. Nicole and Chelene proceeded to laugh at me. I assure you, my mix-up was totally unintentional and I honestly thought it was an actual song!

Soup
What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

The first time I saw Napoleon Dynamite I thought it was the worst movie ever and did not laugh. I can appreciate the stupid humour now, but it wasn’t what I expected at first so I hated it.

Salad
Using the letters from your favorite number, write a sentence. Example: Tomorrow has really easy experiences.

See Exciting Voluptuaries Exist Now. (At this blog! But not now! Because now I am at home on a Saturday night! My apologies for being a sucky voluptuary lately! I actually have lots of stories to tell but just don’t feel like telling them! And I swear to God I’ll have more when school starts, and partying does too! Also, why am I using so many exclamation points?!!!)

Main Course
What was the most interesting news story you have heard this week?

Ah, frick. I’ve been caught. I don’t really keep up-to-date on news stories, which is horrible, I know. Soo… I’ll just go with fugitive nabbed after 24 years since it is the only news story I’ve really paid attention to.

Dessert
Which word(s) would you choose to describe your wardrobe?

Boring, black, white, mish-mash. Did I mention boring? (Yes, I suffer from “closet-full-of-clothes-and-nothing-to-wear-itis.” It’s a terrible malady.)