November 21, 2006
Only me.
After class today, my “posse” of girls I hang around with everyday (Abby, Christin, and Heather) and I stood around chatting. I was a little curious as to why two guys who looked vaguely familiar to me kept glancing my way. I knew it wasn’t because I looked good today, hell no. I had very little sleep from writing a 15 page paper in one evening. I was unshowered, wearing jeans and a sweatshirt older than I am, with my hair tossed back into a ponytail. Not cute.
I dismissed it, and Abby and I went on our way. About 15 minutes later we were visiting people in the ESS office and Leanne, my fellow chair from SESH, asks “Breanne… you do realize you have a huge hole in your jeans, right?”
No, no I didn’t.
I almost died of mortification right there as I pieced together exactly why those two guys in the hallway kept glancing my way, and I blurted “THAT’S why those two guys in the hallway kept looking!”
Of course Abby had to chime in and said “Must be! I was also wondering why they kept looking at you and giggling!”
Giggling. I knew they were staring but giggling!?
Leanne, in an attempt to make me feel better, said “All they can see is your underwear!” I gave her a look, and she said “Or… that’s not your underwear is it.”
Nope. It was all bum. Full bottomed underpants and I do not get along, thankyouverymuch.
To make matters worse (yes, it gets worse)… I realized exactly where I recognized the two guys in the hallway from… they play football for the Huskies, our college football team. A couple of days ago I checked out the roster just because I am headed to Vanier Cup this weekend and, well, I wanted to see if any of them were goodlooking. I’ll admit it.
So, yes… my embarassing story of the day. Is anyone really that surprised this happened to me? I’m not.
November 21st, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Take it as a compliment. Obviously you were attractive enough to catch the attention of not one but two foot ball players. Not bad.
I can imagine how it would be mortifying giving the circumstances, but cheer up. They’re definitely going to remember you now.
November 21st, 2006 at 4:28 pm
That’s a great story. It’ll be much funnier to you in a couple of months
November 21st, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Oh that’s got to be embarassing. I’m sure you’ll get over it soon
November 21st, 2006 at 7:52 pm
what ever happened to just going up to the guy and talking to him/asking for his number? had to resort to flashing, did you? LOL Mr.Big
November 22nd, 2006 at 12:12 am
OMG, I laughed so hard I think I peed a little! HAHAHA…seriously though, why are other people’s misfortunes so funny? Maybe it’s just the way you told the story, but I was laughing & snorting so much. You’re hilarious!
November 22nd, 2006 at 12:21 am
Ha ha ha - that is great!
I am not laughing at you..but with you! Honest
Nice blog btw.
November 22nd, 2006 at 8:53 pm
See..I missed out on this. Should have got my ass to university!
November 23rd, 2006 at 10:16 pm
Michael- My bum hanging out probably helped matters a WEE bit more than I would normally like!
Sarah- It is pretty funny, I do admit!
Stephen- One day… till then it’s a great story, like Sarah said!
Mr. Big- What can I say? I like getting naked.
Lacy- Peed a little! Gross! Haha!
Prairie fire- Sure, sure… thanks for stopping by!
Terri- You want to flash football players too? You don’t have to go to uni for that!