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February 18, 2007

Apparently I attract younger men.

I was at this wedding Friday night, and no, I wasn’t dateless! I went with a very nice older man who also happens to be my father.

Anyway, my dad is a huge goof (hmm that explains a lot, no?) He is a retired school bus driver, and so knew a lot of the younger people at the wedding. And kept trying to pawn me off. Seriously. To these young boys he used to drive to school. I mean it was funny, haha, whatever. Nothing like your father announcing to everyone that yes, you are dateless.

(I’m not bitter.)

Moving on. The dance begins. Roseanne and I tore up the dance floor, dancing to all the old time dances and whatnot. Then one of the young ones Dad tried to pawn me off onto asked me to dance. A few times, actually. Trying to get real close, too. Finally, curiosity got the best of me.

Me: How old are you?
Young Grasshopper: Old enough.

Tell me that isn’t the funniest thing you have ever heard. Young Grasshopper is suave. I laughed, and said “No. Really.” He then proceeded to tell me he was drinking age, and was “almost twenty”. Not nineteen, nope. Almost twenty.

Silly boy.

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2 Responses to “Apparently I attract younger men.”

  1. Vince said:
    February 18th, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    Is a 19 year old boy toy too young for a 35 year old MILF? Both of them said that he wasn’t… so what is 4 years?

  2. Mr. Big said:
    February 19th, 2007 at 11:13 am

    That\’s nothing. Now, if you were attracting much older females, then I\’m sure the post+comments would be a lot longer :)

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